AISubs v3.7
Yadogawa, Tetanosuke, Kyoto, Toshimitsu, Yubaruto, Mushimeru!
I don't know if you guys noticed or not, but I'll say this.
The studio in Togai smells bad.
- Huh?! - No...
- It smells bad. - It smells bad.
- Togai doesn't smell bad. - No, it doesn't smell bad.
I think Togai's nose says, "I don't want to work anymore," compared to most people.
So I think Togai's sense of the world has gone mad.
- It might cause trouble for others. - Yeah.
So today, I'd like you guys to prove to the camera that you can really smell things.
- So we have a special project for you. - Yes.
This smell! What kind of smell is it?!
- Yay! - So simple!
- So quick! - We're back to square one!
- Suddenly... - We're back to square one!
- So f*cking simple! - So f*cking simple!
So this time, it's really simple.
- This video is a collaboration with Unilever and AXE. - Yes.
- Well, AXE... You guys used AXE back in school, right? - Of course we did.
- That's AXE Bomber. - AXE Bomber!
- My classmates used it a lot. - Yeah.
- By the way, now it's a bamboo shoot axe. - Now it's an axe!
- Bamboo shoot axe! - Now it's just AXE.
- It's an axe! - It's a bamboo shoot axe!
Don't use bamboo shoot for a project!
- So this time, AXE... You guys used it back in school, right? - Yes, we did.
- There are all kinds of smells, right? - Yes.
- So you can smell it with your nose. - Yes.
And you smell it and guess what kind of smell it is and what kind of name you think it is.
- We don't even need a name. - We'll give you a simple quiz.
- So for those of you who don't think it's sweet in particular... - What?!
- You won't be given a quiz, right? - It's just you, right?
- That's right! - You can't help it.
- You're clean, right? - I'm clean, too!
- It stinks! - You and me are on the same level.
- Same level?! Don't listen to that! - What?
- So you're the one who stinks the most? - Don't be stupid!
- What do you mean?! - I'm the worst of these three stinky emperors.
Even this argument is invalid because your nose is rotten.
If you really have a strong nose, you can say "My nose is dead, but it's yours." or "It stinks."
So let's first make a premise that we know what you're saying.
- Let's get started! - Yes!
I forgot to say it, but you'll be skydiving while you do it!
- Let's go! - What?!
[Skydiving]
[Skydiving] [Skydiving]
Who will start first?
Whenever you're ready...
I'll say "whenever you're ready" too.
Okay, the winner will say it.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
AHHHHHHHH!
You said it was number one, didn't you?
What's that?
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
[Skydiving] [Skydiving]
Number 3 is a little scary.
Everyone's looking at it.
What should I do?
[Laughter]
You took it off, didn't you?
[Laughter]
- Whoa! - Waaaaaah!
I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
- This is the first question. - Okay!
- I'm going to smell the first scent. - Okay.
- Please cover me with this bandage. - Okay.
- Ugh!
- Oh, it's all over me! - Okay, okay.
- Oh, no! Put it on me! - Put it on me!
- Oh, you stink! You stink! - Don't touch me!
If you stink too much, I'll try to smell it, so don't!
- Did you smell it? - Yeah.
- How is it? - It's okay, it's okay.
- Take a deep breath. - Okay.
- Baaaah! - Okay, so...
Have a good trip!
- You guys might be last! - Oh, you're right.
- I'll tell you later if you don't want to regret it. - Okay.
Thank you for inviting me.
- I had a lot of fun. - Thank you!
- Take good care of me. - Hahaha!
- Hurry up and go! - First place!
- I can't believe it!
- It's amazing that you can fly and fly like that. - Yeah.
- I'm counting on you. - Whoa!
- It's amazing! - Wow, you're so cool!
It's my first time in my life!
I'm gonna fly! I'm gonna fly! I'm gonna fly!
- Wow, that's amazing! - Amazing!
- Wow! - Yeah!
Yeah!
It's too high!
From here...
I can't fall from here!
- There's only a third of it left. - Only a third of it?!
Is this it?!
It might be over.
I will announce the answer of the first question first.
What I just sprayed is...
"Sweet".
"Sweet"?!
It is a perfume with a sweet scent of fruity floral.
I was surprised.
Go!
I was almost gone with your smell of mouth.
I couldn't smell it at all.
Let's see who wins.
You!
But it's fruity.
Sweet
I have to take this off.
I suddenly open the door.
It's dangerous.
It's too dangerous.
Are you ready?
Wait a minute.
Go!
OK, I can't see anything.
It was amazing.
It's flying.
I'm flying now.
Please wait a little longer.
Oh, it's open.
You are dazzling.
Wait a minute.
It didn't smell at all.
Wait, what kind of smell is it?
I don't want to think about this at the end of the day.
It doesn't smell too sweet.
I'm a bird.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Did you feel good?
It was definitely the best moment of my life.
I can't believe it.
You said you were a bird.
I really was a bird.
It's decided.
I'm glad you called me, but I'm not a bird.
I'm in the middle of a quiz. Please answer me.
Come on, summer!
Too bad!
The choice of words?
A little different?
What kind of smell was it?
Well, to put it simply, my memory is blown away.
My memory is blown away.
It's true that I smelled it.
The only thing that remained as an image is...
It's very refreshing, but it's just before the summer production.
Oh!
Yes, the answer is written, so...
Can I see it?
Yes!
Here we go!
It was "sweet"!
"sweet"!
This is the first question, so...
Guess it!
I don't think it's "sweet"!
Well, but...
Tezuya has confirmed that it's "sweet".
So, please cut off "sweet".
Let's move on to the second question!
The second question!
Yes!
Now, Ryo-san, please put out your hand.
Yes!
And Shibey-san, please cover your nose.
Yes!
Take a deep breath!
Yes!
I'll put one on you.
Yes!
The second smell is here, so...
Yes!
I'll ask you for your answer now!
Well, I'll do my best!
Yes!
Then, please give me your answer for the second question!
Here we go!
Thank you for everything!
Thank you!
See you later!
Make sure you come back and make a girlfriend!
Yes, of course!
See you later!
The second question's answer is...
"Click"!
It's the last smell of spicy citrus.
Oh, I like this!
I like this, too!
It's nice!
It's like you're doing this in a bush...
Yes, yes!
The name "click" is...
It's getting crazy!
It's difficult!
I know "sweet" is still...
I know "click" is still...
You say "citrus", don't you?
If it's "spicy citrus", it's incorrect.
"Click" is correct!
I think it suits you, Ryo-san!
OK?
OK!
Are you sure?
I'm sure!
I'm looking forward to it!
OK!
Are you sure?
Yes!
Wow!
Awesome!
OK!
Awesome!
I can see the future!
Minori is beautiful!
The sea is beautiful, too!
You are beautiful, too!
Oh, it's upside down!
Oh, great! Great! Great! It's rotating!
It's not that scary!
It's pretty fast!
Hey!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's fast, isn't it?
It's faster than I expected!
Oh, no!
OK!
Wow!
It feels great!
I'm enjoying it!
OK! OK!
It doesn't matter!
OK! Please answer me!
Well...
It smells spicy!
Spicy!
It smells spicy!
It smells like sweat!
Oh!
It smells like sweat!
I've smelled it before!
Oh!
So...
I'll answer you based on my memories!
This smell...
It's a memory of that summer!
A memory of that summer!
By the way, do you know what Tetsuya-san said in the first question?
I don't know!
Come on, summer!
You're the same!
Is it before summer or after summer?
I said it in Japanese and English, but it's different!
Too bad!
It's different!
Did you really smell it, Ryo-san?
I did! I did!
Ryo-san said, "I'm clean, so my nose is clean," but it's totally different!
Please smell it again!
- This is it. - "These are my memories of that summer."
- It reminds you of the smell of substance. - I see!
- The answer is... - Yes?
- Clicks! - No way!
- It's a click, no matter how you think about it! - Of course!
How can you answer like that?!
What do you mean, "memories of that summer" and "clicks"?
- I can't tell you that it smells bad, Ryo-san. - That's right.
- It might smell bad for you, too! - I'm sorry! I apologize!
- Too bad! Anyway, let's move on to the third question! - Yes!
That was awesome!
[Third Question]
- Third question! - Yes!
- Let's ask questions now! - Yes!
Shibata-san, please go to the side of your nose and put out your left hand.
- Hey! You should go further back! - Hey! What is this?!
- Breathe through your nose! Breathe through your nose! - Breathe through your nose! Breathe through your nose!
- Okay, Ishimano-san. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Open your mouth! Open your mouth! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Okay! - Yes!
What's going on?!
- Okay, we're done asking questions now. - Yes, yes!
- You can go ahead and ask questions now. - No, I can't use my third ear anymore.
- Oh, but thank you for everything you've done for us, Toshimitsu. - Oh, thank you, Toshimitsu!
- Thank you! - Thank you for everything you've done for us.
- I've been watching you from above! - Yeah.
- I've put my life insurance on you, Toshimitsu. - You're super rich!
- 200 million yen! - You're super rich!
- Thank you! - Have a good trip!
- Have a good trip!
- Have fun! - Yes!
We're not moving forward at all!
[Question 3]
- Okay, this is the third question. - Okay.
"Kiro"!
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is kind of... - Oh, that's nice!
- I might have used this a long time ago. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - In college.
- Well, it seems like it has an unusual scent of aqua green. - Yeah.
- "Kiro" came up and you knew about it, didn't you? - Yeah.
- I'm looking forward to seeing what you're going to say. - Yeah.
[Question 3]
While you guys are flying in the sky...
Well, we can smell it, so I think you can guess it.
How difficult it is...
There is a body soap in the same series of "AXE".
It also has a name.
I think you can guess it.
Of course we can guess it.
I'd like you to do it.
Sudden mini corner.
Yes, Mr. Yumemura.
Please smell it for a moment.
It smells good, so please guess the scent as a hint.
Oh, I see.
It smells like flowers.
Oh, I see.
Pink rose.
Unfortunately, Mr. Yumemura went to a very good place.
It's a body soap that is gentle on the skin and has a powdery floral scent.
The word "flora" came up.
And the name is "essence".
Wow!
I see. It's quite simple.
But I'm glad you guessed it up to the flowers.
It smells really good.
Mr. Yoshibayashi.
Yes!
We've been sweating a lot while we've been waiting for this.
That's right.
Please bring this home.
It smells refreshing.
Wow, what is it?
I'm at the center of the forest or at the top of the forest where I can relax and get rid of my fatigue.
Wow, Mr. Yoshibayashi, it smells good.
My nose hair is growing.
What?
I've never seen such a big amount of nose hair.
Isn't it because it smells bad?
Isn't it amazing?
I'm going to puke.
There are six or seven of them just by looking at it.
I'm going to puke your family.
What is it?
You forgot it.
Okay, I'll guess it.
Okay.
"earth".
Oh, good.
Here's the answer. Look at it.
Okay.
"kilo"!
What is "kilo"?!
It's "kilo"!
You know it, don't you?
You said it earlier.
You said it.
That's right.
So, it's possible to have a good-smelling body soap.
We couldn't guess it, either.
But we almost got it right.
It smelled bad, didn't it?
Well, it might be difficult for you to guess it, but I hope you'll enjoy it.
We'll give it back to you.
Here it is.
Okay.
Wow, really?!
Seriously?!
Really?!
Seriously?!
I'm going!
*screech*
How was it? Good?
You like it?
Oh my god!
Woohoo!
Are you serious?
Woohoo!
How was it? OK?
Oh yeah!
Woohoo!
Wow!
Woohoo!
This is fun!
This is so much fun!
Stop it!
It's coming!
It's fast!
Wow! It's fast!
It's fast!
It's fast! I'm scared!
Wow!
Woo!
Hyper
Exciting!
Yeah!
You're good at having fun!
On the contrary, the three of us might be able to have fun.
When we fall, it's really scary!
- Right? - You think you'll die, right?
- No, it's not like that! - Huh?!
- It's not like that! - Was there something like that?
Please answer!
- The smell, right?! - Yes.
- You forgot about it, didn't you? - I smelled it, but...
- Oh... - No, wait a minute...
- You weren't thinking about it?! - No, my nose is big, so...
- I'm sure you smelled it a lot. - No, it has nothing to do with the answer's easiness.
The smell I smelled...
...is "hawaiian blue"!
- Oh! - "hawaiian blue"!
- I see. - I see.
- You're serious about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I think everyone smells red more than summer. - No, it's the sea!
- You're thinking about the sea, aren't you? - No...
- You only see the sea, don't you? - It's not because I saw it!
It's not because I saw it!
- By the way, this package's color... - Oh!
- Wait a minute! - Yeah.
- It's a little different, isn't it? - Yeah.
- Isn't it "hawaiian blue"? - Yeah.
- Can you smell it again? - Again?!
- Yeah. - Okay!
Okay!
Then, Toshimi-san, please answer!
"Relax"...
"Relax and chill"!
- Oh! - "Relax and chill"!
- I see! - That's right!
- It was a smell that really relaxed you... - Yeah.
- ...or softened your nerves. - That's right.
- It's a little "chill" level. - It's easy to understand, isn't it?
- Yeah. - Okay, the answer is...
- "kilo"! - "Kilo"!
- "Kilo"? - "Kilo"!
No matter how you think about it, it's "kilo"!
What do you mean?!
What does that mean?!
I don't know either, but it was "kilo".
- It was "kilo"! - Yes.
And it smelled really good, too!
- Yeah, it smelled good. - Yeah, it really did.
- It was like a "relax and chill" level. - Yeah.
However!
Incorrect!
- Well, it's a problem for the three of you. - Because we're all different.
Even though it's just a quiz, you can't get it right with such a simple project.
- The three of you will be giving a lecture. - Yes.
- Shall we get together? - Yes.
- So... - Yes?
- Fusegai! - Ah! I see! It's Fusegai!
- It stinks! - All of you?
- All of you. - You guys stink.
- What did you say? - I'm curious.
- "Come on, sir?" - "Those summer memories."
- "Anilac's Chilne." - You've said it so many times.
- We usually stink, but you guys smell good only now. - That's right.
- Of course. - It's a good smell.
- It's a refreshing smell. - Try smelling it.
- There's still some left. - Oh, that's nice.
If you smell it, you'll smell like 3,000 meters.
- You'll never forget it. - You'll change your name to "3,000 meters."
- You got your own smell, didn't you? - I'm sure of it.
So we were wondering if we could do a collaboration with you guys.
- We're doing a collaboration with ACK. - Oh!
- What is it? - It's a campaign to win ACK and other limited-edition goods.
- Oh! - Thank you!
- It starts on July 23rd. - Yes.
All you have to do is retweet and follow us on our official Twitter account.
- Got it! - It's free!
- Got it! - You can apply for it for free. There's no reason not to do it.
The details are in the description below, so please check it out!
- How was it, Skydiving? - It was amazing!
- It was awesome! - It was awesome!
- It was really awesome! - It was a great experience for me.
- I want to do it again. - It's a must-do all year long!
- Is there a Skydiving campaign? - Is there anything you can't do with retweets?
Thank you, ACK, for giving me this precious opportunity.
- Thank you! - Thank you!